the rap faceoff

Posted: Sep 8, 2010 by Kade in

*Notice 1#: If you haven't played Super Smash Bros. you may not understand this. Notice 2# When I do play SSB, I am useually "Fox", and in this poem, I am referred to as him.

So on facebook, Nathan dedicated a poem about me and him playing Super Smash Bros:

"Nathan H dedicated to Kade:"

I play the game upon my chair,
Suspense and bombs fill the air.
The situation was grim but old,
... Link had Fox in a grappling hold.
Sweat perspiring upon his brow,
He anticipated the coming Ka Pow!
All I did was but a tap,
And poor old fox flew off the map.

Haha! Isn't this great!? Even though he was dissing me, I thought this was hiliarious and I was laughing the whole time. And then I decided to have a face off, so I replied with this:

but jumpin back i evade tha attack
ya boy came back to slam ya back
oh no you didint... you start to turn
but you miss me as the fox jumps up and burns ya turn
you try to take a step but you're stopped by the back flip
...that blows ya down and makes you a buch ticked
knowining that you were licked,
you "tactically retreated"
(thinking you would be beated) to a higher seatin'
and thinking quickly you let off an arrow
which hit not me but the big brown barroll

come on, is that all ya got!?
you missed me by a long shot!
my grandma can fight better than you!
she'd chew you with her kung fu
and spit you out wit nuttin but bamboo!

but then like a beast you jump from the platform
to perform some moves that blew like a storm

and seeing my defeat in the rolla
I stood up and smacked you wit my remote controlla

Just as a shout out to Nathan, I love you man, you encourage me in Lord pretty much everyday, 'cause we call eachother everyday and talk about what we learned in His word. And you also pray for me all the time. And even though you're younger than I am, I look up to you and hope to become like you someday! I also have to admit to all of you... most of the time when Nathan and I face off; he wins. Racing, soccer, nerf wars, etc. (Although paintballing and airsofting we are about the same). To visit or follow Nathan, go here.


  1. Amber says:

    That is great that you have someone to discuss God's Word with. When I was a teen my friend and I would do the same thing and we are still really close friends today.

  1. Christine says:

    Those poems are awesome. I used to play SSB with my brother. :)

    Like Amber said, that's great that you and Nathen are able to talk to each other in that way.

  1. Liberty says:

    Dude I love the rap/poem/kinda/thingy. yeah I hope Nathin's feelin' better after that whack you gave 'im. Next time, play fairly.

  1. Madison says:

    I love it! You guys have a thing for writing poems. Right on. (if you didn't get my sick joke its ok.)

  1. Camden says:

    Nice. Luigi or Ness all the way. =)


    Proverbs 27:17

    Iron sharpens iron,
    and one man sharpens another.

  1. Nate says:

    Thanks bro, if there is anything I do that is good its gota be cuz of my HUGE GOD. sola de gloria

    PS: i guess ill have to start my blog back up now. =D I was thinkig about it anyway.

  1. Yeah, it is exciting to see what God has in store for us! I wish I could also do some thing HARD for God, but for now I am in the exact place He wants me :D
    Hey Kade, God's gonna and is using you for big things!

  1. hahahahaha... I'm headed to bed... but I'm laughing. My family is looking at me in the living room staring at my computer laughing. Thanks, now they all think I'm insane. THANKS KADE... gosh.

    Anywho, Nathan has talent... you, well... we'll have to see. ;)

    Bleah Briann