a double feature

Posted: Feb 16, 2010 by Kade in Labels:
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Indigo: What's a feature?

Sinbad: It's where Kade recomends people to other cool blogs.

Indigo: What's a double feature?

Sinbad: Are you serious?

(Silence)

Sinbad: (with a sigh) It's where Kade features two people in one post.

Indigo: Very cool. So who are the people he's featuring in this post?

Sinbad: I don't know yet.

Indigo: Well let's ask somebody! Who do you think we should ask?

Sinbad: Oh, I don't know.

Indigo: It would have to be someone who knows a lot! How about Aristotle?

Sinbad: No way! He drives me crazy, besides, no one reading this wants to hear from Aristotle, it would have to be someone popular and cool.

Indigo: How about John Wayne?

Sinbad: No! Don't even mention his name! Do you know what he could do to you just by looking at you!?! Okay, let's just calm down and ask Jack Sparrow.

Indigo: Yeah!

(five minutes pass)

Jack: Hi me lads. What can 'e do fer ya?

Sinbad: Well, you can stop talking like that.

Jack: Alright, sorry.

Indigo: We want to know who Kade is featuring in this post.

Jack: Do you just want their names, or do you want me to tell you the story?

Indigo: The story! The story!

Jack: Alright then. On one cold, dark night, the moon was a'howlin over me eyes...

Sinbad: You're doing it again.

Jack: Sorry. So... On one cold, dark, night the moon was howling over my eyes...

Chaplin: Is this a scary story? There are children reading this you know.

Jack: No minister, it's not scary at all!

Chaplin: Okay, just making sure.

Jack: So, on one cold, dark night, the moon was howling over my eyes...

Sinbad: How long is this going to take?

Jack: I'm trying to get to it! On one cold, dark night, the moon was howling over my eyes...

Indigo: You already said that part.

Jack: Let me go on, please!!

Indigo: Okay, sorry.

Jack: ON ONE COLD DARK NIGHT THE MOON WAS HOWLING OVER MY EYES...

Sinbad: Maybe you should just give us the names, and not the story.

(Silence)


Jack: Fine. They are Nathan and Luke. Goodbye.

Indigo: What is heatin' him?

So anyways, it took some time but I'm finally going to feature them. Luke and Nathan are my best friends; they're mature teenagers striving after God's heart. What more do you need to say? Check out their blogs as they tell you what God is doing in their lives.

God bless!

2 comments:

  1. Chloƫ says:

    Sinbad and Jack Sparrow. Now THAT would make an interesting movie! =)

    Congrats to Nathan and Luke for starting a blog! Was it you who convinced them to start one? =D

  1. Anonymous says:

    Captain, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

    =)