Posted: Oct 6, 2010 by Kade in

The Sissy Hold.
The Man Clutch.

The Assassin Grip.

The Barbarian Clasp.


  1. HAHAHAHAHAH thats awesome.


  1. Eldarwen says:

    I'm left handed so none of those apply to me (bcuz lefties don't do it like righties). :) I like the assassin grip, though. You forgot the "Redneck Texan". You know, when you eat with your fingers.

    lol :D

  1. anna :) says:

    my mom gets on to me all the time for "man clutching" :P she says it's not lady like and that when i go on my first date, the guy's gonna flip :P oh well!

    blessings && smiles,
    anna :)

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA, wow, this is HILARIOUS. I use the Barbarian Clasp alot, which probably can't mean anything good! Haha! :)

  1. Christine says:

    That's hilarious! I'm afraid I'm a sissy... :P

  1. Erin says:

    wow....i must say i usually am a "sissy" but sometimes i resort to the barbarian clasp..but only when no one is looking.

  1. Madison says:

    I good grief! That's so hilarious. Do you just think of this stuff on you own??

  1. Well I guess I'm the "Sissy Hold".... but I'm girl! I would NEVER get married if I ate with "The Assassin Grip"! So "Sissy Hold" it is! Pinky's OUT!!! ;O

  1. Kade says:

    Yeah, unfortunately, I also use the Sissy Hold. Unless I just want to have fun or something... :)

  1. Lexi says:

    sissy hold is the one for me! No guy would marry me if I used the man clutch! haha

  1. Madison says:

    I'm afraid I deeply agree with Lexi, and Alyssa. And is that tofu??

  1. Nate says:

    OK so this is the GREAT!!! LOL

  1. anna :) says:

    oh where, oh where has the little (or not so little) kade gone? oh where, oh where could he be? :)