Ten reasons I would last long in a zombie attack.
Posted: Feb 27, 2011 by Kade in
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1. My weapon of choice: fists.
2. Peripheral vision.
3. Lightning-fast reflexes.
4. My round-house-kick-to-the-face.
5. I played baseball in middle school, so my knowledge of the optional baseball bat weapon is highly useful.
6. Humongous upper body strength.
7. Determination of 186 bulls stacked on top of each other.
8. IQ of 210.1
9. My Certificate of Ninja Efficiency.
10. My inhumane speed of the combined horse-power of a Ferrari and a coffee grinder.
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